desperately tries to take a decent selfie on new laptop ~so grainy~
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.
I would never have been this happy.
no sorry i haven’t heard of that popular top 40 song i’ve been living under a punk rock
i think google just found me my new favourite gif
why are you anonymous please don’t hide your genius